I'm Zoms. I like chicken nuggets and company.
We’ve come to expect impossible, even improbable standards of beauty to populate our magazines and our television shows. It’s another thing entirely to find they’ve invaded our workplace.
when you think you can trust someone but then they go and use your comb
*sigh* why am i better than everyone
suits are so great… they’re intuxicating
I thought it was… suitable
it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight
oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades